This is an excellent (or annoying, your preference) play of words. Now, here it is:

Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

Brilliant rationalizing.
I find that some people can be so impassioned when they complain and point out the bad stuff about something. Complain so zealously, even for the smallest things.

But when it comes to the good stuff, things that you can shout praises to and rave about, they do it without the same zeal. (almost nil really)

I find it rather..... sad? Is this what you call cynical?

I thought I was cynical, but I think putting a smile on people's faces rather than having them agree with you at how messed up something trivial can be as more fulfilling.

: )